May 2013
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
Yahoo you have made a powerful enemy
sixhundrethfloor:
themasterslover:
ladyroscoe:
the-rise-of-misha:
We don’t like your presence, Everyone on tumblr
*Whistles for hellhounds*
*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members*
*moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*
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This entire past year since I’ve graduated high school has been better than all years of high school combined. Honestly, I’ve realized so much about myself. Anyone who says high school is the best time of your life can fuck off.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
davedirk:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
these-colours-don-t-run:
“But she wears short skirts, I wear Tee-Shirts”
Well no wonder he doesn’t want to date you, at least this cheerleader girl has the sense to cover her fucking arse. You can’t treat school like a fucking sleep over, go in wearing nothing but a tee-shirt. I can see the poor janitor now, wiping down the bleachers from where you’ve had your skinny white naked ass on it!
p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
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I’ve been really happy these past two nights and it’s preventing my sleep
bayconbit:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
r0dents:
fireflufferz:
sigh-asdfghjkl:
andrewhussiesbosom:
[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders
[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders
[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders
[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’
[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis
[College voice] haha ‘penis’
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
dirktier:
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
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Sometimes I get in the mood to do crazy things and I can’t decide if it would be good or bad in the long run for me to do them.
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
