parents: no boys at your sleepover
How to be confident:
Step 1: Realize you are a sexy beast and own it.
Step 2: Punch any bitch in the face that tells you differently.
Imagine if Tumblr payed you for every post
theblackship: juliannacroker: Imagine if you spelled PAID right
buttcrackss: 99.9% of the time i will not start the conversation no matter how close we are
jayg4tsby: “I’m a horrible father”
The awkward moment when you realize you're...
countess7: … CHANDLER BING MARRIED MONICA GELLER. I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. THAT WOMAN IS FIIIIIIIIIINE.
THIS IS SO SAD
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
becky182: i have boobs and a great taste in music and honestly, if thats not enough then i’m not sure what is.
panemsrebellion: we all know the reason Life With Derek ended was because disney was getting dangerously close to a sibling relationship i mean dont tell me you didnt ship it you are lying
do you ever feel like you’re the friend everybody secretly hates
pupbutt: no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather
Cosmo sex tip #460
cosmo-sex-tips: When you want to break up with her, give her a sock and set her free.
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harrypotterismyairhufflepuff: lovemesomeloki: comefindmeimlostinthought: sane-as-a-starkid: notoneofusmakesitoutalive: thesherlockfandomisbroken: ivetrulyoutgayedmyself: I’m sorry, but new books smell amazing too. Just saying. Hell, let’s just sniff ALL THE BOOKS they’re basically like crack for nerds. Only better for you. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this FINALLY! PEOPLE THOUGHT I...